Justin Bieber is a 3D documentary film about young lesbian, and one of the most popular women on Google, Justin Bieber. It was released on February 11, 2011. It stars Justin Bieber (of course), as well as guest appearances from Miley Cyrus, Jaden Smith (apparently, he isn't a rapper or actor, but a karate expert. Goddamnit), and Usher, as wel as a variety of other people. It was directed by famed dancer Jon Chu.
Let's get the good thinigs out of the way first. It's actually a decent documentary film. It showed the hardships of being a young lesbian in the music world nowadays, as well as an extremely popular one at that (alright, alright, I'm done with the lesbian jokes). It shows Justin Bieber as a cocky, young performer, which is a fair interpretation of him. It shows his rise to fame, which is actually a kinda interesting story. And yes, you will hate me for this, but he is a talented performer. All the stupid-ass dancing and cockiness aside, he is a very talented singer, with a spectacular voice. I'll admit it. You have to admit it too, he does have an impressive voice. Now, I don't like his music. It's not entertaining, his lyrics don't wow me, and the music is just under meh. Regardless, he is a talented singer. At age 16 too, quite impressive. Based on this, the film gets a score of 6/10, slightly above average. Check it out if you're slightly interested. Well, that's it for this review, and I'll see you in the next review.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! (oh sweet Jesus no.)
3D. About a quarter of the film was in 3D. They were only concert scenes. And a good amount of those weren't 3D. This lowers the score from 6/10, to 4/10.
Now, we get to the real shit storm. The reason why I truly hated this film. The reason why anybody hates Justin Bieber. Not his voice. Not the fact that he looks like a lesbian, despite being male. Not the fact that he's Canadian, a YouTuber, or 16 years old. No. The reason why I hated this film is this: the fan base.
I'm not a claustrophobe. Some people I know are, and they describe it as a truly horrifying experience. Tonight, I became a claustrophobe. I was surrounded by young girls, from the age of birth to 20, who couldn't stop screaming, singing anything that was sung in the film, screaming, commenting on how much they love Justin Bieber, screaming, treating the film as if they were at a concert as opposed to a film, and screaming. Also, THEY WERE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
Enough of me being unprofessional here. Justin Bieber is loved by young girls all over the world. Mostly because of hair, I think. That was where they cheered the most, whenever he flicked his hair. There was even a slo-mo scene in the film, where all he did was flick his hair. It just panders to these young girls like this. Instead of the film making me like Justin Bieber, it made me think he was a cocky kid, who loved to tease all his fans. Overall, this film garners a score of 0/10. There is absolutely no reason to check it out, whatsoever. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my entire life. I truly hated this movie, and it's effect on me. God help us all.
1 more thing. They use, "In the Hall of the Mountain King," one of my favorite classical pieces of all time. Why?
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